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Tune in this week for an all new Retarded Radio. We are talking about short guys with tall women, great and not so great pick up lines and Macy's farts. We have all of the retarded characters making an appearance this week including Arora and Dang, Kali from Hali, Krazy Krystal, Geoffy AKA Sven, and Dickie Crayons. You can catch this weeks episode on Friday at 6pm ET. Repeats can be heard Saturday and Sunday at noon, Sunday at 5pm and Monday at 6:30pm and Friday again at 6pm. Its that good so don't miss it!

To get you by until then below you will find 5 retarded pickup lines that may be worth trying at the bar. They worked for Dickie Crayons so they should at least get you to her front door.

1. “Let’s have breakfast tomorrow, should I call you or nudge you?”

2. (Checking her shirt tag) “I just wanted to see if you were made in heaven.”

3. “Let’s rub peanut butter all over each other and see what happens.”

4. “Are you wearing space pants? Because your ass is out of this world.”

5. “Do you work at Subway? Because you’re giving me a foot-long.”

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